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- (Fade in to the Dexter family house, with "ONE DAY" written over it as the camera zooms in to the house; fade to Dexter and Dee Dee sitting in an armchair while pushing each other)
- Dexter: My chair.
- (They spin around; Dee Dee is hanging on to the top and seat of the armchair while Dexter has his hands on the armrest and pushing Dee Dee with his boots)
- Dee Dee: My chair.
- (They spin around once more; Dexter is now shown with his hands on Dee Dee's head, while Dee Dee struggles to hang on; they spin around once more and they are both stannding on the armchair cushion, with Dee Dee teetering)
- Dexter: My chair!
- (He pushes Dee Dee off the chair; she falls with her bottom on the carpet; she shakes her fist at Dexter)
- Dee Dee: Ooh.
- (The TV is shown; it has static then shows the title card for The Puppet Pals Show; it then cuts to a card with Puppet Pal Mitch bonking Puppet Pal Clem with his bat; next to them is a message that reads "Well be right BONK")
- Announcer: And now The Puppet Pals Show... right after these commercial messages.
- (Cut to Dexter)
- Dexter: Stupid commercials.
- (He jumps off the armchair and walks past Dee Dee, who is sitting on the floor while holding her feet)
- Dee Dee: I love commercials.
- (The TV screen is shown again; it shows three women in a commercial with a monochrome filter)
- Woman: Hey, what's that? What's she wearing?
- (Another woman is shown; everything, except her jeans, is still in monochrome; she turns her head)
- Model: Puppet Pals jeans.
- Model 2: Punk.
- (A red vertical bar with "PP" written on it slides in from the right and to the left; the view then pans to the right to show various women and men modeling the Puppet Pals jeans; near the second red "PP" bar, a woman bonks a short-statured man with a bat; just past the second "PP" bar, two more women are seen modeling the jeans; one of them laughs)
- Model 3: Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
- (A person's bottom enters from the right and moves to the left; Puppet Pals Clem and Mitch are shown holding the jeans)
- Puppet Pal Mitch: Hey, Puppet Pal Clem. Those are sure sexy jeans.
- Puppet Pal Clem: Thanks, Puppet Pal Mitch. You also look hot in your jeans.
- (Three women appear behind them; the woman on the right gives Puppet Pal Mitch a kiss)
- Women: I'll say!
- (A jean pocket is shown on a purple background)
- Announcer: You know it's Puppet Pals because of the name on the label.
- (Cut to Dee Dee; she jumps up in excitement; she pulls her fist back as if she was doing a moonwalk-styled dance)
- Dee Dee: Yeah! Go, Puppet Pals. Go, Puppet Pals.
- (She stops dancing; the camera pans toward Dexter, shown holding a bowl of popcorn)
- Dexter: Dee Dee, what are you doing to my chair?
- Dee Dee: Your chair?
- Dexter: My chair.
- Dee Dee: Your chair?
- Dexter: My chair!
- Dee Dee: I don't see your name on it.
- Dexter: So?
- (Dee Dee leans in from the left)
- Dee Dee: So it doesn't belong to you.
- (She takes the bowl of popcorn and darts back to the left)
- Dexter: My popcorn!
- Dee Dee: Your popcorn? I don't see your name on this piece...
- (She starts eating the popcorn piece by piece; cut to Dexter)
- Dee Dee: Or this piece... Or this piece...
- (She leans in upside down from the top; her mouth is full of popcorn)
- Dee Dee: Or any of these pieces.
- (She chews loudly; Dexter shakes in anger as popcorn kernels rain down; fade to black; cut to the kitchen, with "NEXT DAY" written in the middle of the screen and the toaster ticking; "NEXT DAY" fades away as Dee Dee enters from the left and exits to the right; as soon as Dee Dee leaves, the toaster dings and two large waffles come out; Dee Dee quickly runs back in from the right and stops in front of the toaster)
- Dee Dee: Ooh.
- (She reaches for the waffle, then turns her head)
- Dexter: Release my waffle!
- Dee Dee: I don't see your name on--
- (Cut to Dexter; he is wearing a pair of golden brass knuckles with his name on it; his name shines; cut to Dee Dee; Dexter zips past her and nabs the waffles, with "SHOOM" appearing afterwards)
- Dee Dee: ...it.
- (The waffle attaches to the wall; Dexter's shadow engulfs it; cut to the waffle's POV; Dexter punches it with his left and right fists)
- Dexter: It is with this hand that I begin to label my waffle. It is with this hand that I finish labeling my waffle.
- (It then cuts to show Dexter punching the waffle like a boxer hitting a heavy bag; he then shows the waffle to Dee Dee while it wobbles)
- Dexter: See?
- (The waffle, now engraved with Dexter's name, appears on a blue background; cut to Dee Dee; she looks bewildered; fade to the living room; Dee Dee walks in from the left reading a TV magazine; Dexter swoops in from the top and punches the magazine with his brass knuckles)
- Dexter: Dexter, Dexter, Dexter.
- (As Dexter continues punching the magazine, Dee Dee walks to the right; cut to the fireplace; the family dog is seen sleeping on a circular purple rug as Dee Dee approaches it)
- Dee Dee: Oh, hi, doggie.
- (Dexter watches as Dee Dee leans down to pet the dog; he darts toward the famly dog and grabs it, with "WHOOSH" accompanying and written in red; pan to Dexter shaking his fist)
- Dexter: Come back here.
- Dee Dee: Dexter, what are you doing?
- (Dexter shows her his brass knuckles)
- Dexter: Merely labeling my possessions.
- Dee Dee: "Retxed"? What are you, an idiot? That's not your name.
- Dexter: It's backwards, dummy. Now out of my way. I have more labeling to do.
- (He walks away like a gorilla, leaving his name imprinted on the carpet; cut back to Dee Dee; she rubs her chin)
- Dee Dee: Hmm.
- (Fade to Dee Dee's room; she opens her closet and a pink glow is shown; cut to the closet's interior; the camera pans up to the shelf and zooms in on the Tablematic 2600; Dee Dee pulls it from the shelf with a mischievous grin; fade to black)
- (The kitchen is shown; it is a mess with Dexter's name imprinted almost everywhere; it pans to the right and stops on Dexter, who is punching on a yellow box inside the refrigerator)
- Dexter: My pickles. My mayonnaise.
- Dee Dee: Hey, label boy.
- (Dexter turns his head and looks up at Dee Dee, who is standing over him; cut to Dee Dee; she reaches her left hand behind her and pulls out her Tablematic 2600)
- Dee Dee: Yah!
- (She spins the top of the Tablematic 2600, then fires labels out of it like a machine gun; Dexter shields himself as the labels fly near him; they land on two orange juice cartons and the jar of pickles; pan down to Dexter; his brass knuckles each have Dee Dee's label on them)
- Dexter: Dee Dee?
- (He screams offscreen as the two brass knuckles slide in from the right; cut to Dee Dee in the kitchen doorway)
- Dee Dee: Don't touch any of my food, now.
- (She leaves; cut back to Dexter; he sees a large jug of apple juice and smiles)
- Dexter: Aha! She missed one.
- (He picks up the jug of apple juice and starts drinking it whole; a black card with "LATER" written in yellow on it is shown; it then cuts to Dexter drinking the remainder of the apple juice; he now has a bloated belly and it is shown to be nighttime outside the window; cut to Dexter walking to the living room; his belly is heard sloshing as he walks; suddenly, Dexter holds onto his bladder and races to the left; he is then shown approaching the bathroom door; cut to the inside of the bathroom; Dexter opens the door)
- Dexter: Doh!
- (The toilet and the toilet paper roll are shown, both of which are covered with Dee Dee's labels; cut to Dexter darting his eyes from left to right as he holds onto his bladder with the camera zooming out; fade to black; cut to an entrance to Dexter's laboratory; he enters feeling satisfied and exits to the right; cut to him standing in front of a monitor as it powers on)
- Dexter: Computer, display specifications on Dee Dee's labeler.
- (A model of Dee Dee's Tablematic 2600 is shown on the monitor)
- Dexter: How quaint and obsolete. Let's modify.
- (He moves the mouse and starts clicking; a wireframe model of his invention is shown through the lens on his glasses)
- Dexter: Ah, yes. This should work.
- (The monitor is shown once more; Dexter laughs; fade to the living room, with "LATER" written in the middle; Dee Dee then enters from the right dancing on her feet while firing labels from her Tablematic 2600; she runs to the living room, spins around, then covers the view with various labels; cut to Dee Dee blowing the smoke from her Tablematic 2600)
- (The power suddenly goes out, startling Dee Dee; cut to the TV; it displays Puppet Pals Clem and Mitch, with the screen going out shortly after; the patio doors are covered with a metal wall)
- Dee Dee: (nervously) Dexter, is that you?
- (Cut to the fireplace; it slides up to show a metal door; Dee Dee turns her head; the doors then open to reveal Dexter)
- Dexter: Ho ho ho!
- (He brandishes his label gun and fires several rounds of labels at Dee Dee; cut to Dee Dee; she screams and moves her body to avoid the labels as they fly in from the foreground and stick to the wall)
- Dexter: Ha ha!
- (He turns his head and looks out the corner of his eye with an arched eyebrow; cut to a doll on the couch, with the camera zooming in; cut back to Dexter, he turns to aim at the doll; Dee Dee is then shown lunging for it)
- Dee Dee: Raggedy doll!
- (Dexter aims a laser at the doll's forehead, then pulls his label gun's trigger; as the labels fly toward the couch, Dee Dee dives in from the top left and grabs her doll, barely escapting just as three of Dexter's labels stick to the couch)
- Dexter: Yah ha ha ha!
- (He fires several rounds of his labels at Dee Dee like a machine gun; Dee Dee jumps over them as the labels stick to the wall then she skips to the right; cut to her behind the corner of a wall catching her breath; Dexter enters from behind the wall)
- Dexter: Oh, Dee Dee. Dee Dee, where are you?
- (Dee Dee peers from behind the corner, then hides as Dexter turns his head)
- Dexter: Hmm. If you are not down here, perhaps you are upstairs in your room.
- (He exits to the left; cut to Dee Dee rubbing her forehead with the back of her hand; at the mention of her room, Dee Dee flinches, then on a red background, she has a shocked expression; cut to Dee Dee's room door; some of Dexter's labels are shown plastered on it as the camera zooms in; Dee Dee kicks her room door open and stands in the doorway; her eyes shrink; cut to a wider view of Dee Dee's room; Dexter's labels are plastered on her toys, walls, clothes, and even her carpet; the camera pans to the right and stops on a ragdoll sitting atop a stuffed cat and pig; Dee Dee reaches for it)
- Dee Dee: Oh, Darbie. Thank goodness you're still mine.
- (She opens her eyes and gasps)
- Dee Dee: No! Dexter!!
- (She runs out of her room wielding her Tablematic 2600 and slams the door shut; pan over to the Darble doll; Dexter's label is shown on its bottom; cut to the hallway; Dee Dee enters from the left and exits to the right firing labels from her Tablematic 2600)
- Dee Dee: Dexter!
- (Cut to a side table; six of Dee Dee's labels land on the picture, lamp, books, a box, and a picture of Dexter; Dexter appears from the bottom; he starts firing labels from his gun; the labels fly toward another side table; nine of his labels land on the picture, the telephone, the lampshade, the table, a jewelry box, and a picture of Dee Dee; Dee Dee herself learns in from the left)
- Dee Dee: Yah!
- (Dee Dee and Dexter fire a barrage of labels from their label guns; the labels clear to show them panting; the wall has a mix of both Dexter and Dee Dee's labels on it)
- (Cut to a view of the living room; Dexter and Dee Dee's labels are plastered everywhere; the camera stops on the family dog, who is still sleeping; it wakes up)
- Dexter & Dee Dee: The dog!
- (The dog blinks twice, then runs left with "Yipe!" appearing; it runs on all fours down the hallway whining; pan to Dexter; he snares the dog by firing a label at its head; the dog then runs in the other direction, and the camera pans to Dee Dee firing a stream of labels at it; the dog sees Dee Dee's label flying toward it and it ducks)
- Dexter: Nice try, sister. However, victory is--
- (Dee Dee's label smacks him on his forehead and sends him to the left)
- Dexter: Oh, no! I have been labeled! (he tries to pull the label off, but to no avail) It won't come off.
- (He looks to the right; cut to the front door; the dog scratches on it with its front two legs while whining; the front door then opens and the dog runs out; pan up to show Dad and Mom wearing blue and pink sweaters with their names on them; Dad shakes with anger)
- Dad: Dexter, Dee Dee.
- (He gestures to the picture with a leaned frame, points at the telephone off its hook, then looks at the wall)
- Dad: The Dee Dee's knocked over, the Dexter's off the hook, and did anyone walk the Dexter? Who's responsible?!
- (Cut to Dexter)
- Dexter: Um, Dee Dee is.
- (He laughs; pull back to show Dad glaring at the Dee Dee label on his forehead; Dexter grits his teeth as Dad glares harder; fade to Dexter sitting in Dee Dee's room with his hands clasped together)
- Dexter: No, please. It's me--Dexter, not Dee Dee. No!
- (The camera zooms out through the keyhole, then pan to Dad and Mom as they walk the hallway together)
- Dad: Now stay in your room, Dee Dee. Play with your Dexters or something.
- Mom: Honey, why is the carpet all wet here?
- (They continue off to the right as the camera stops on a label reading "THE END"; iris close to black)